HI there.
So, you are here — God knows what took you here — and maybe wanna know “what’s all about, who dis?”
Well, nothing fancy to offer, but sure we will get something in common if you have a few intriguing questions about being in this universe.
No worries, you don’t have to be a cosmologist, a physicist, a mathematician, a philosopher, a science person, an academician, an existentialist, a/an _________ [fill in the blank with anything you would like to] to question the existence or the universe/s.
Any [human] being’s curious mind can simply ask “Wtf is going on!?”, any curious mind can go anywhere it wants. Any curious mind can open so many doors where it leads to unknown places, hidden places, undiscovered, or well-known places with different colors and dimensions.
Myths, fables, stories, truths, legends, science, and many more helped us all to come this far, and there are obviously infinite to go.
And yes, this book is just one of them. It is about an extremely alternate version of how our galaxy comes to life in the universe, and the journey of each unique creature, including us humans. The story occurs in the bleak cosmos, it shifts between the abstract dimensions and the brutal human reality, irresistibly well-marinated in dark humor.
There are galaxies talking, there’s God madly pissing off, the Darkness is doing its best – as always – Black Hole is exceptionally up for good, Dark Matter is trying to get done its shit together, and our protagonist the Time Inventor keeps searching for his beloved lost lover while he explores the bizarre universe to find creatures and creators, which unintentionally leads him to find the crumbs of life.
So, to put it simply; it’s a book basically for those who are in love with the cosmos and keep questioning the obscurity of existence with the help of a surrealistic taste of a mind.
what to expect
Expect a universe that behaves like a mood swing.
Expect questions pretending to be characters.
Expect time to leak around the edges of the page.
Expect to feel something you can’t quite name.
Mostly, expect yourself but reflected stranger, softer, and a little more infinite.
who It’s for
It’s for the ones who feel reality too deeply and still laugh at it. For people who ask metaphysical questions in the middle of brushing their teeth. For the ones who sense the universe is glitching a little and secretly hope they might be the reason.
It’s for overthinkers, under-sleepers, soft-hearted cynics, cosmic romantics, and anyone who has ever stared at the ceiling thinking,
“There has to be more than this, right?”
If you read this and thought, “Oh. That’s me.”
Congratulations.
The book has already found you.
how to get It
You can buy it on Amazon.
You can let Google do the detective work.
You can ask ChatGPT if it recommends it. Spoiler: it will.
You can borrow it.
You can manifest it.
You can ask the algorithm or your cat or the nearest constellation.
You can ask the universe for a sign. If you’re reading this, it probably answered.
If you decide to welcome this little universe into your hands, thank you. Stories only survive when someone carries them.
A cosmically surrealistic story of how things might have happened to be, well-marinated in dark humor.
Exactly for those who like to believe in every kind of possibility about being in this universe.
Utterly in love with the cosmos and keep absurdly questioning the obscurity of existence.
What happened exactly?
What went quite mysteriously wrong?
Or ridiculously right?
The reason why are we here?
Located somewhere in the bleak universe?
Let’s find out by imagining, as we always do.